CURRENTLY IN USE.
Brittana: otp: because i know no other way to love you; otp: when did you get so smart; otp: and the songbirds are singing; otp: me against the music.

Santana Lopez: santana is my lesbian angel; char: she has razorblades in her hair; char: lima heights adjacent; char: say you want to be with me too; char: i’m going hunting and i’m never looking back.

Brittany S. Pierce: char: my name is also brittany spears; char: secretly tuned in to angel radio; char: i am not the singer that you wanted but a dancer; char: did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks.

Destiel: otp: god’s treasures are buried in ruined hearts.

Klaine: ship: love won’t tear us apart; our competing desires for attention might though.

Sirius/Remus: ship: baby’s first otp.

Crossover randomness: crossovers: how do they work?

Santana/Dave: friend-ship otp: mr & mrs beard.

Luna/Hermione: otp: boys lack the proper constitutions for snorkack-hunting.

Luna/Ginny/Hermione: ship: by granger danger we mean polyamorous lesbians.

Brittany/Rachel: ship: hope my girlfriend don’t mind it.

Castiel/Gabriel: ship: tell me what you think about your friends at the top.

Snape/Harry: ship: you have your mother’s eyes.

Stephanie Brown (Spoiler, Robin): char: stephanie brown can kick your ass; char: stephanie brown does not write about sparkly vampires.

Bruce Wayne (Batman): char: bruce wayne is a rich savant with no day job; char: bruce wayne has a really creepy fondness for teenage sidekicks; chars: the bat family is better than yours.

Harry/Cedric: ship: but the sparkles though; rp ship: is can be cuddle time now.

Cedric/Zacharias: ship: little viennese waltz; rp ship: there’s a concert hall in vienna.

Cedric Diggory: cedric appreciation life; char: mister diggory the totally gorgeous; rp char: cedric just has a lot of feelings; rp char: cedric wishes we could all get along; char: hogwarts champion.

Zacharias Smith: char: mister smith the loud-mouthed asshole; rp char: zacharias pisses off everyone equally; rp char: zacharias sends llama porn to ministry officials; char: jerkass hufflepuff.

Harry/Tom Riddle: ship: the distinguished professor riddle and the irritating may to his december.

Mitchell/Cameron: ship: let’s blame the gay dads!

Barty Jr./Severus: otp: soon the dark in me is all that will remain.

Barty Jr./Benjy Fenwick: benty; rp otp: your halo’s dark around the edges, otp: what can i tell you my brother my killer.

Albus Severus Potter: char: sometimes alsev really hates his father; char: alsev is a slytherin; rp char: albus severus is a THESPIAN tyvm; rp char: albus severus potter and the complete refusal to make anything easy for anybody ever.

Severus/Lily Evans: ship: featuring a soundtrack and lyrics by trent reznor, ship: something i can never have, ship: everything is terrible forever.

Percy Weasley: char: percy is my favorite fictional ginger; rp char: percy’s heart is in the right place but sometimes he has a lot of feelings; rp char: badges and horn-rimmed glasses; chars: weasleys all have red hair freckles and more children than they can afford.

Severus Snape: char: when it all comes down to dust; severus and rowan the old married couple; severus ain’t even bovvered; char: second favorite and barty only beats him by a little; secretly severus is very bovvered. this is definitely his bovvered face. you are making him bovvered and should go; SEVERUS LET ME LOVE YOU.

Barty Crouch, Jr.: barty is bella’s sassy gay friend; girl!barty; barty is gayer than gay for regulus; barty made out with genevieve that one time; rp char: barty junior sometimes has psychotic episodes; char: super duper fucking time lord wizard evil genius.

miscellaneous RP shenanigans: game: second verse; gyre; game: lockdown.

Various RP characters: hestia is judging you like… a lot; vanessa yaxley likes it in her closet. it’s warm there; rabastan makes the average five-year-old look dignified and mature (alternate); mad dr dearborn blows stuff up for science; simon baty; davin andrews (related: fishie, Kilgore Trout, House of Atreus); fabian is doctor sexy. and he doesn’t have an anger problem so fuck you; judith wilkes; Mary MacDonald; andromeda black tonks; kenneth dorny; elijah zeller; rp char: sv!cedric and the pink feather boa of destiny; rp char: sv!neville and the trip to therapy; rp char: sv!anthony and the hopeless crush on daphne greengrass.

not my RP characters: bellatrix hasn’t gotten married and is an adviser to the minister so fuck you; geoff wood is so ~undercover he’s in narnia; ichabod smith.

TO BE CREATED STILL.
(This list is incomplete and I will no doubt add to it.)

Haruka/Michiru: otp: written in the stars.

Rei/Minako: otp: all’s fair in love and war.

Chibiusa/Hotaru: otp: the dark side has cookies but the light side has cotton candy.

Lilith/Bela Talbot: otp: strange little girls.

Kurt/Sam: ship: rarity and derpy hooves are male and humans.

Santana Lopez/Lucy Van Pelt: ship: if you love someone set them on fire.

Sam/Ruby: otp: there’s a darkness around me that’s flooded in light.

Sam/Carly: otp: once upon a time on the internet.

Random frustration: fandom: WHY DO THREE OF MY FANDOMS HAVE CHARACTERS NAMED SAM D:

Gretchen Weiners/Quinn Fabray: ship: the closeted lesbian brigade.

Quinn/Rachel: ship: we channel our homosocial desire through the worst possible option, ship: can’t keep track of each falling robin, ship: it’s because of you.

Puck/Kurt: ship: i’ve tried so hard to deny you.

Jesus/Judas: otp: i would sell out the nation for i have been saddled with the murder of you.

Kurt/Dave: ship: i forgive you.

Kurt/Finn: ship: it’s really convenient that our rooms are right down the hall.

Sam/Castiel: ship: the height difference is really sexy.

Sam/Gabriel: ship: i’ll eat a salad if you have some fucking candy.

Finn/Will: ship: we’re playing van halen at the wedding.

Dean/Sam: ship: i’ve been dying just to feel you by my side.

Dean/Adam: ship: i swear to god that i’ll protect you.

Santana/Tina: ship: i care about this alot, ship: the new tim rice and andrew lloyd-webber.

John Winchester/Mary Campbell: ship: this magic moment.

Castiel: char: take these broken wings, char: the one in the dirty trenchcoat, char: that absinthe, rp char: blackbird singing in the dead of night, rp char: i gave everything for you, rp char: torn between my loyalties.

Dean Winchester: char: daddy’s blunt little instrument, char: my suicidal soldier boy, char: zeppelin rules, char: green eyes hairy palms snarky retorts, char: the michael sword, char: you lame-ass bitches can eat me, char: a GED and a give em hell attitude, char: a dropout with six bucks to his name, rp char: dean doesn’t have perverse sexual lust for castiel absolutely not (except a little), rp char: dean doesn’t mean to be an asshole it just kind of happens, rp char: dean just has a lot of feelings, rp char: out of hell and back in black, char: bon jovi rocks on occasion, rp char: wanted dead or alive, rp char: closeted bisexual hunter, char: don’t objectify me.

Quinn Fabray: char: pretty pretty princess has a broken heart, char: i feel pretty but unpretty, char: please please please let me get what i want, char: set me free why don’t you babe.

Luna Lovegood: char: the quibbler special edition, char: just as sane as you are.

Santana/Quinn: ship: i hate my reflection in your eyes.

Santana/Mercedes: ship: sometimes i put things in your food.

Santana/Lauren: ship: stick-insect and the endangered white rhino.

Jake the Dog/Lady Rainicorn: ship: i love you lady rainicorn.

Rachel Berry: char: gold stars are a metaphor, char: what i did for love, char: total eclipse of the heart, char: my insides are blue.

Aino Minako (Sailor Venus, Sailor V): char: fake moon princess, char: pretty girl super soldier princess of love and beauty, char: venus love me chain encircle.

Hino Rei (Sailor Mars): char: war is peace, char: shrine maiden warrior princess, char: burning mandala.

Mizuno Ami (Sailor Mercury, Dark Mercury/Darkury): char: blue-haired hermione granger, char: shine aqua illusion, char: mercury aqua mirage.

Kino Makoto (Sailor Jupiter): char: sailor den mother bakes like a badass, char: supreme thunder dragon, char: jupiter oak evolution.

Tsukino Usagi (Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Moon, Eternal Sailor Moon, Princess Serenity, the Moon Princess, Neo-Queen Serenity): char: pretty girl soldier of love and justice, char: clueless princess trips over her own feet, char: crybaby usagi’s magnificent transformation, char: moon crystal power make-up, char: moon healing escalation, char: starlight honeymoon therapy kiss, char: in the name of the moon, char: crouching princess hidden badass, char: the power of love.

ship: it’s a love story babe just say yes Inner Senshi: chars: hearts and stars and friends forever.

Outer Senshi: chars: on the outer rims of space.

Usagi/Mamoru (Sailor Moon/Tuxedo Kamen, Princess Serenity/Prince Endymion): ship: i’ll love you forever and across all space, ship: it’s a love story babe just say yes.

Haruka/Usagi: ship: i’ll protect you to my last breath, ship: my healer my princess.

Gabriel/Lucifer: ship: let my heart be hardened, ship: i wanted the opposite of this.

Caradoc Dearborn/Sturgis Podmore: rp otp: team big fluffy kitties, rp otp: shetland pony adventures.

Elijah Zeller/Narcissa Black: rp otp: like cleopatra; joan of arc; or aphrodite.

Fabian/Genevieve: rp ship: tell no one and be gone by morning.

Elijah Zeller: rp char: healer zeller can out-snark dr house; related tags: rp family: big blue-eyed jewish babies.

Shane Oman/Aaron Samuels: ship: i only fucked regina to be closer to you.

Vanessa/Lily: rp ship: i shall sit here consumed with lust for the rest of the evening, rp ship: incompatible orientations don’t mean we can’t stay friends.

Spock/Kirk: otp: fascinating captain and logical too.

Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid: otp: criminal profiling superheroes.

Charles Xavier/Erik Lensherr: ship: i have no fucking clue what’s going on; i just stalk tony and penny’s rps.

Kurt Hummel: char: too precious for this cow town.

Burt Hummel: char: papa bear thinks you matter.

Burt, Kurt, Finn, & Carole: chars: the hudmels stick together, chars: no one pushes the hummels around.

Carole Hudson-Hummel: char: mama wolf will fuck up anyone who hurts her boys.

Random RP shenanigans: lockdown: why are two of my characters in love with lily evans.

random crossover shenanigans: crossover: hero & soon i will be invincible.