notoverfinnick:
the-vashta-nerada:
lastofthetimeladies:
finalproblem:
aliveinabox:
totalspiffage:
glower:
conbatty:
roses are red
violets are blue
you must be reichenbach because i’m falling for you
roses are red
violets are blue
look at this love that i.o.u
Deduction is great
It requires precision
Forget John and Sherlock
You’re my division.
Mycroft is fat
Sherlock is thinner
I’ll be your Irene
Let’s have dinner.
Roses are red.
Skulls are white.
I made you some coffee,
My conductor of light.
If my body was dead
You could totally deduce me
But since my body is ready
I’d rather you seduce me
When I think you can’t see me
I’m stuck in the blues
If you do not love me
then I’ll turn you to shoes
Roses are red
Watches are gold
John, get on your knees
and do what you’re told.
Although his demeanor
Is bragging, dismissive,
Watch his face closely:
Because Sherlock’s submissive.
The gif that started my obsession.
Fucking sexy Sherlock… pbbbt.
Okay, I’m REALLY done now. I mean it this time.
annachibi:
the-vashta-nerada:
lastofthetimeladies:
finalproblem:
aliveinabox:
totalspiffage:
glower:
conbatty:
roses are red
violets are blue
you must be reichenbach because i’m falling for you
roses are red
violets are blue
look at this love that i.o.u
Deduction is great
It requires precision
Forget John and Sherlock
You’re my division.
Mycroft is fat
Sherlock is thinner
I’ll be your Irene
Let’s have dinner.
Roses are red.
Skulls are white.
I made you some coffee,
My conductor of light.
If my body was dead
You could totally deduce me
But since my body is ready
I’d rather you seduce me
When I think you can’t see me
I’m stuck in the blues
If you do not love me
then I’ll turn you to shoes
I’d compare us to Johnlock
But that needs a break
I love you more
Than Mycroft loves cake
As long as we’ve got each other,
There’s nothing to fear.
Fantastic! Meretricious.
And a happy new year!
phantomdarksgirl:
pernillo:
vaguelybritishme:
mrshudson-tookmytardis:
oop2iiepoop2iie:
totalspiffage:
glower:
conbatty:
roses are red
violets are blue
you must be reichenbach because i’m falling for you
roses are red
violets are blue
look at all this love that i.o.u
Deduction is great
It requires precision
Forget John and Sherlock
You’re my division.
the pavement was red
now John is blue
someone else please finish this
because I’m shit at poetry
Roses are red,
You don’t get to choose,
Be the Moran to my Jim,
Or I’ll turn you into shoes.
Blood is red,
Scarves are blue,
Tell me you’re mine,
Or I will skin you.
John is sweet,
Sherlock is smart,
Be mine or I swear,
I will burn out your heart.
You have been there
For every case that I’ve mounted
You shouldn’t say that you don’t
Because you’ve always counted.
…fuck it, I lied:
I’m glad you remember
Our Carl Powers, too.
Because I stopped him laughing
And that’s how I found you.
thesheepwearinglace:
finalproblem:
aliveinabox:
totalspiffage:
glower:
conbatty:
roses are red
violets are blue
you must be reichenbach because i’m falling for you
roses are red
violets are blue
look at this love that i.o.u
Deduction is great
It requires precision
Forget John and Sherlock
You’re my division.
Mycroft is fat
Sherlock is thinner
I’ll be your Irene
Let’s have dinner.
Roses are red.
Skulls are white.
I made you some coffee,
My conductor of light.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Fuck you I won a BAFTA.
Molly Hooper’s amazing
So you’d best sing her hymns
Or she’ll make you a Gleek
Just like she did Jim.
…Okay, now I’m starting to irritate myself and lose the ability to think except in metered quatrains, so I’m gonna stop and go do something else. At least for a little while.
bookworm91691:
finalproblem:
aliveinabox:
totalspiffage:
glower:
conbatty:
roses are red
violets are blue
you must be reichenbach because i’m falling for you
roses are red
violets are blue
look at this love that i.o.u
Deduction is great
It requires precision
Forget John and Sherlock
You’re my division.
Mycroft is fat
Sherlock is thinner
I’ll be your Irene
Let’s have dinner.
Roses are red.
Skulls are white.
I made you some coffee,
My conductor of light.
I’ll wear my jumper,
You make us some tea.
We’ll be friends forever
Like in 221 B.
In Greg’s charming demeanor,
Mycroft hears something sing.
Love, they can’t come between us,
Like the Queen and his King.
ohmymanscarf:
mrshudson-tookmytardis:
oop2iiepoop2iie:
totalspiffage:
glower:
conbatty:
roses are red
violets are blue
you must be reichenbach because i’m falling for you
roses are red
violets are blue
look at all this love that i.o.u
Deduction is great
It requires precision
Forget John and Sherlock
You’re my division.
Roses are red,
You don’t get to choose,
Be the Moran to my Jim,
Or I’ll turn you into shoes.
Roses are red
John limps when he walks
When you hold my hand
People will talk
Your brother’s my headache
And you sit like a log
But if you ask nicely,
I’ll be your sniffer-dog.
benedictcumberbatch:
amorremanet:
finalproblem:
aliveinabox:
totalspiffage:
glower:
conbatty:
roses are red
violets are blue
you must be reichenbach because i’m falling for you
roses are red
violets are blue
look at this love that i.o.u
Deduction is great
It requires precision
Forget John and Sherlock
You’re my division.
Mycroft is fat
Sherlock is thinner
I’ll be your Irene
Let’s have dinner.
Roses are red.
Skulls are white.
I made you some coffee,
My conductor of light.
Roses are red
Performance is art
Please love me back
Or I’ll burn out your heart.
I’d do anything for you
I’d even steal the crown jewels
Tell me you love me
Or I’ll make you into shoes
And let’s not forget the classic;
Roses are red
Violets are blue
[EROTIC MOAN TEXT ALERT]
[EROTIC MOAN TEXT ALERT]
I did all of this work
For you to sulk and just frown
So, maybe, honey, come over
And see me in a crown.
botheringtrees:
amorremanet:
finalproblem:
aliveinabox:
totalspiffage:
glower:
conbatty:
roses are red
violets are blue
you must be reichenbach because i’m falling for you
roses are red
violets are blue
look at this love that i.o.u
Deduction is great
It requires precision
Forget John and Sherlock
You’re my division.
Mycroft is fat
Sherlock is thinner
I’ll be your Irene
Let’s have dinner.
Roses are red.
Skulls are white.
I made you some coffee,
My conductor of light.
Roses are red
Performance is art
Please love me back
Or I’ll burn out your heart.
I’m not your housekeeper
But I’d make you tea.
I always watch you
When I think you can’t see.
Irene loves his mind
Sherlock’s floored by her grace
And I could just cut myself
Slapping your face.
goripanda:
amorremanet:
finalproblem:
aliveinabox:
totalspiffage:
glower:
conbatty:
roses are red
violets are blue
you must be reichenbach because i’m falling for you
roses are red
violets are blue
look at this love that i.o.u
Deduction is great
It requires precision
Forget John and Sherlock
You’re my division.
Mycroft is fat
Sherlock is thinner
I’ll be your Irene
Let’s have dinner.
Roses are red.
Skulls are white.
I made you some coffee,
My conductor of light.
Roses are red
Performance is art
Please love me back
Or I’ll burn out your heart.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You will love me back
Or I’ll make you into shoes.
Moriarty’s a spider
And Sherlock’s a cat.
You want my love, angel?
There’s an app for that.
james-bonds:
finalproblem:
aliveinabox:
totalspiffage:
glower:
conbatty:
roses are red
violets are blue
you must be reichenbach because i’m falling for you
roses are red
violets are blue
look at this love that i.o.u
Deduction is great
It requires precision
Forget John and Sherlock
You’re my division.
Mycroft is fat
Sherlock is thinner
I’ll be your Irene
Let’s have dinner.
Roses are red.
Skulls are white.
I made you some coffee,
My conductor of light.
Roses are red
My scarf is so blue.
I don’t have friends
I only have you.
I know I don’t count
When to my morgue, you come booking
But I just hate it when
You look all depressed and think he’s not looking.
never-trust-a-sombrero:
finalproblem:
aliveinabox:
totalspiffage:
glower:
conbatty:
roses are red
violets are blue
you must be reichenbach because i’m falling for you
roses are red
violets are blue
look at this love that i.o.u
Deduction is great
It requires precision
Forget John and Sherlock
You’re my division.
Mycroft is fat
Sherlock is thinner
I’ll be your Irene
Let’s have dinner.
Roses are red.
Skulls are white.
I made you some coffee,
My conductor of light.
My sometime blunt manner,
May sometimes repulse.
But I know that you like me,
I’ve taken your pulse.
Love, your arrogant style
Doesn’t always impress
But brainy’s the new sexy…
Bring my battle dress.
