I tried! I tried my best to run my establishment under this occupation, but you know what? It’s no fun.
I don’t like Cardassians. They’re mean, and arrogant, and I can’t stand Jem’Hadar. They’re CREEPY. They just stand there, like statues, staring at you… That’s it.
I don’t wanna spend the rest of my life doing business with these people — I want the Federation back! I wanna sell root beer again!
| — | Quark, son of Keldar. (DS9 6.04, “Behind the Lines.”) |

Just looked up at my tv screen and geeked out! Is it me or does he still look like a shape shifter without the makeup?
…suddenly, I have incentive to watch Criminal Minds again. …y’know what would be better, though? Siddig El Fadil and Andrew Robinson doing guest appearances. As, like. Detectives who call in the BAU or something. Who are also a couple. …or maybe something CIA-flavored. for reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with Section 31 or the Obsidian Order at all. but still a couple. …and their names are NOT Julian Bashir or Elim Garak, but they absolutely do double-date with Morgan/Reid and/or Prentiss/Garcia.
……This is absolutely a for real thing and not something that I’m just making up because it’s almost 3 AM and I’m looking for blatant feel-good distractions. No. Noooo. God, no, whyever would you think that.
Changing faces…
I’m not sure why “Anjohl” unsettles me so. Perhaps it’s simply seeing Dukat with a human face, or perhaps it’s seeing him in the image of one of the people he once oppressed.
A bitter irony.
#oh good i wasn’t the only one oddly…skeeved by this?
Well, no, you weren’t, but… I kind of feel like we’re supposed to be skeeved by Anjohl!Dukat? Like, if he’s not skeeving you out on some level, then there’s something wrong and you should probably have your pulse checked, because you might be a zombie. That sort of thing. …personally, that’s kind of why I love the Anjohl!Dukat arc — because Marc Alaimo SELLS IT SO WELL. He’s clearly still Dukat, but… he’s Dukat, playing Anjohl, with all these layers and layers of facades and wrongness, and fghfhg, I love being skeeved out in this way because it’s so FASCINATING.
…and since we’re having Awkward Confessions About Dukat Time or something? uhm. I don’t find Marc Alaimo attractive at all. I’m sure he’s a great guy and whatever, but… he’s not attractive to me unless he’s made up as full Cardassian!Dukat, or as Anjohl!Dukat. Otherwise, it’s just kind of like, “eh, whatever.”
…I’m the same way about Jeffrey Combs, Casey Biggs, JG Hertzler, and Andrew Robinson. Weyoun, Damar, Martok, and Garak are all lovely and varying degrees of, “Oh, I would hit that like I’m wielding Mjölnir and rolled a nat-20.” But… out of makeup? It’s like, “k, sure, you’re cute or whatever, but… eh. Invitation to the pants party has been revoked.”
…this trait is surprisingly absent from my handling of Nana Visitor and Nerys, Michael Dorn and Worf, Louise Fletcher and Adami, Jeri Ryan and Seven of Nine, Leonard Nimoy and Spock, and Philip Angrim and Bareil. …and I don’t really count Terry Farrell/Jadzia, Nicki De Boer/Ezri, and Mariana Sirtis/Deanna Troi in this discussion because there’s almost no difference in made up vs. not made up, with them, for me? …and I wish I could comment on Tavannah and Sirella, but… I don’t even remember their actresses’ names, much less know how they look when they aren’t in full makeup.
…This has been an awkward Star Trek confession. Laters. :D







