Hello, there, Roxy!verse bunny. …Bunny, why are you sparkly indigo? …Sparkly indigo is the Deanna/Gabrielle color, Bunny. …Bunny, Deanna is dating Cassidy, and Gabrielle is dating Samantha. They both love Cas and Samantha, respectively, despite the fact that they’re both stubborn, emotionally stunted assbutts about admitting it.

Also they think that they hate each other. And they can’t get through a conversation without insulting each other, regardless of Gabrielle’s peace offering of apple pie.

……Bunny, this ‘verse is BRAND NEW, why are we already trying to introduce infidelity?

No. No, Bunny, it doesn’t make it better that you want them to be shit-faced and hook-up at Bela’s New Year’s party… though it certainly does make sense. It would make even more sense if Gabrielle called Deanna a “scruffy-looking nerf-herder” and Deanna threw back a Star Trek insult because they’re both super closeted nerds, and THIS was what made the UST explode.

Wasn’t it bad enough that the sugar-fluff-hangover had to be both of them having drinking problems and depression, Bunny? …No? …well, okay then. I guess. Let’s pick a text and see what happens, Bunny. …Bunny, I hereby dub thee, “Justine.” After the novel by de Sade. Because you are a sadistic fucking bunny and you have fangs. Possibly like, magical plot-bunny rabies, too.

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