Sometimes, I say smart things.

yunuen:

“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”

Jim from IT by day. Consulting Criminal by night. Sometimes, both worlds collide.

Quotes (paraphrased) from the IT Crowd. Inspired by this awesome gif. I couldn’t resist expanding on that.

EDIT: NOW WITH THE FANVID.

ianisourqueen:

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lestradisms:

sherlock/inception crossover: sherlock’s gone to deep, too far caught up in his dreamscape, his wars and his urban battlefields that he’s forgotten what’s real; even forgotten where the dream began. it’s an endless world of cases and it’s perfect for him: able to do experiments and never permanently injure anyone. john had warned him, told him about the dangers of too many levels of consciousness and all that, but sherlock wouldn’t be sherlock if he had listened.  mycroft wouldn’t normally involve himself with minor retrieval cases, but this is his little brother we’re talking about and nothing is going to stand in his way. they’ve got the best team on hand, and they are going to get him back, no matter what.

ianisourqueen:

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Wholock - The Doctor’s boy

Jim grew up with an abusive father and an alcoholic mother. One day he met the Doctor, who promised to take him on adventures and show him wonders beyond the world Jim knew. But something went wrong, and the Doctor returned years later to a Jim who had nothing but hatred for the world… And nothing but hatred for the Doctor.

All lives end. All hearts are broken. Caring is not an advantage, Sherlock.Mycroft Holmes.

All lives end. All hearts are broken. Caring is not an advantage, Sherlock.

Mycroft Holmes.


I will burn the heart out of you.

I will burn the heart out of you.

I’m not usually the sort of person to share vacation photos — especially not since my picture-taking style tends to be, like… “oh my god! some random thingy! *points and clicks*” — but, in this case… well. For a town in New Mexico, along Route 66, with the best name ever? I just had to make an exception.

BBC!Sherlock ficlet: “Suturing.”

Irene Adler/Molly Hooper. PG-13.
Molly prefers corpses to living patients, but she makes an exception for Irene.

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