Continuing to play in photoshop with a Benty (Barty/Benjy) graphic.
On the one hand: my choice of poem still makes me happy.
On the other: ugly. Ugly. REEEEALLY UGLY. >_<
“Helga Pataki & Angelica were freshman year roommates in college and, after six weeks of prank wars, fights that kept their entire dormitory from sleeping, and one-upping each other, they became best friends.”
“Angelica Pickles has a huge crush on Susie Carmichael. She’s such a bitch to Susie because she thinks someone so perfect could never love her & that everything would be easier if Susie hated her.”
“Incidentally, Santana’s Spanish pronunciation is so hit-or-miss because she learned the language from her maternal aunt, who not only isn’t a native speaker but also has no respect for the language. Dr. Lopez loves his sister-in-law because she encourages Santana to downplay her Latina heritage.”
“The reason Santana’s so insistent about being from Lima Heights: her father, Dr. Lopez, has tried to distance himself from his Puerto Rican heritage since he was a kid. He rarely speaks Spanish, married an English woman who immigrated to the US, and doesn’t encourage Santana to be proud of her Latina heritage. Santana hasn’t been allowed to see the Puerto Rican side of her family since she was thirteen. She doesn’t even talk about this with Brittany.”
“One more reason Santana & Mercedes are Team Awesome: Santana is homoromantic but bisexual (increasingly less fond of guys, though, in general) & Mercedes is biromantic but homosexual.”
“Gavin MacLeod was a sailor, yes, but he was also a hunter. And his greatest regret in life was always that he never managed to kill the whore-son demon bastard who fathered him. Thus, why he was so eager to help Bobby. (Unfortunately, his knowledge of Crowley’s background was incomplete.)”
“Technically, the bones Cas burned in “Caged Heat” were Crowley’s; they just weren’t his original bones & Fergus MacLeod wasn’t his original human name. Gavin *was* his biological child, at least in that Crowley was possessing Fergus when Gavin was conceived.”
“Things Ron Weasley is afraid of: spiders, inadequacy, not being as good as his brothers & Ginny, Harry & Ginny’s sex life, how depressed George got after the Final Battle & how he went several months without even once cracking a smile, the possibility of Percy turning prat again & abandoning everybody, losing Harry or Hermione, spiders again, really big spiders, the thought of Charlie getting killed by one of his dragons, really REALLY big spiders, not being good enough for Hermione, & being a terrible father to Rose & Hugo.”
