sorority!AU: why am I writing a sorority!AU. I’d say, “god only knows,” but I think any deific consciousness sort of left the building.
Don’t click the “read more.” Trust me, don’t. Rule 63, authorial OCD, and my ridiculous taste in middle names ABOUND below the “read more.” Like, seriously — some of these names are just unfair. Mostly fem!Lucifer’s. She got screwed in the name contest. Like, seriously. …she also got screwed in the sisters contest, since… I sort of described the Morgensterns as, “The Brothers Karamazov, with vaginas. and sometimes incest.”
And I should probably retitle this post, “people Deanna Winchester slept with before she got it through her head that she’s in love with Cas.” …because true. She didn’t sleep with ALL of them… but, like, if everyone got together in one room, Deanna could probably sit over by the wall and go, “did her… did her… HAVEN’T done her… ugh, who hasn’t done her… took that one’s v-card… made that one think, ‘how do you know you don’t like girls if you’ve never tried’ was actually a good proposition… did her… had a threesome with them… DATED her until she tried to make me meet her parents…” and so on, and so on.
Oh, Deanna. Why does everything I touch go kooky when you’re involved, Deanna?